Without $60, you can't afford life, or the pride of calling yourself a man.

I had sex while wearing a Power Glove not that long ago. =/= I'm a fully actualized man.

They forgot to make Sub Zero realistic, instead opting to make him a weak bitch...

Saints Row 2 had a character creator, with male and female options, and a choice of three voices for each... Just sayin'.

Show You Right. Kyuubs is more likely a non-$400 owner.

That assassin needs more manly hands... Palm olive ass beitch!

The New MK Dragon Logo is so fucking sweet! I love that logo. Once upon a time, I carved that shit into a pumpkin for Halloween. I was the dopest kid in the hood, and I still am. Here is a comparison.

"even with me trying to understand, I don't get what's so amazing about these clips."

Okay. I will try to explain it for you. I once read something about Dark Souls, and I would like to share it with you. It read that Dark Souls II is hard, but not when you think about how great the controls are. Ever since my eyes read that, it is something that is hard to un-see.

So, I got it today, and played it tonight. My beefs so far are as follows...

Um, yeah, I do want my games to do all that, and more. That is why I bought a fucking PS4. If the new consoles, and latest gaming PC's, are not powerful enough to run dope games, than make the hardware 100 times better. The way I see it, someone is being lazy. Perhaps people just suck at developing computer…

My attitude is not why they should have hired me, though it might be why they shouldn't hire me. My passion for games, intellect, skill set, knowledge, and the advantage I offer them by already living in Japan, are good reasons to hire me.

I hate to do it, but I have to talk shit. Why? I just played Dark Souls 2, and I want more. More what? Certainly not more dying. I want more epic, more fantasy, more character creation, more open world, more worlds I want to visit. Basically, I want good video games, and not mediocre video games.

Nakamura San,

Original Idea!

I took on the challenge of learning Japanese.

Being on par with humanity, is a common goal for those not trying to be above it.

Well, Kotaku is a video game website. Certainly, everyone is entitled to be whoever the fuck they want to be, but if someone who couldn't give a fuck less about cars, posts their opinion on a car lover's website like Jalopnik, it may not jive with the rest of the community, you know?

My post is not really in support of subscription as a business model, as much as it is in support of having enough money to be able to waste 15 buck with ease. Also, I would rather play ES6, but until the years pass in order for that to be possible, this is the best Tamriel we are gonna get.