@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: The digital keychains sell for under $15 each... seems doable.

@irishman72: Win.

This is exactly the same as TVs, monitors, cars, etc etc.

Note to self: Add 458 to wilderness survival kit.

@Reini Grauer: OH SH*T, GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE!

He LIVED? How is that possible, even if he's in critical condition?

That wire hanging down from the robot arm was driving me crazy. Get a freaking zip tie.

@Buster Brew: Nobody needs a 4000 sqft house, nobody needs 50 pairs of shoes, nobody NEEDS anything more than food and shelter. Until you're living a life completely detached from material possessions, don't judge me for my car.

@wkiernan: Trip computer makes that even simpler.

@hardwareguy: Love that one.

@Buster Brew: Win.

@Sidetalker: Liquids have no shape by definition?

Motofail.

@jacob.kossman: You really should go dig through the database if you want to see frivolous patents. Some make this look like cold fusion.

"spring back into shape, more like a liquid"

@nootron: "Liquid metal" is just as much of an oxymoron as "solid metal". As in, it's not.

Even if women are less skilled, men are more aggressive, making them more dangerous.

Hey Jalopnik, could we start a scholarship fund for the daughter? Is there already one going somewhere?

To that target audience "catalytic converter" might as well have been "flux capacitor".