That's like saying a drink at the airport on Sunday night before a Monday meeting in another city is the same as drinking before work.

For fuck snakes

"...and we're going to get black people in here"

"A count for each finger" would not seem ridiculous to you if they were going in YOUR butt...

To clarify, if you'd have been going 93 MPH in an active school zone I'd have probably fired you.

When asked to comment on the phenomenon, White responded that he really fucking hates baseball.

Gotta love Kinja. 10 replies and 8 of them are job spam.

Thank you! I basically have nothing tying me down right now, felt ready to move on from my job, saved like mad for a couple of years, and am privileged to have a mom who will let me crash in my old bedroom when I get back until I start working again. I've been wanting to do this so for long and the time was finally…

Plot Twist: Millennials are just trying to get away from people who keep bitching about Millennials.

FWIW, I have two friends in their mid-thirties who, completely separately, pretty much sold off or gave away all of their belongings and have opted for a nomadic lifestyle of couch-surfing, hosteling, and basically wandering the Earth like Cane in "Kung Fu."

Might be my favorite so far, just for the devil-may-care hop at the end.

And as an ex-manwhore, I can attest to this strategy. I too, used to care, at which point they would play me like a pool table. Ever notice how the cool guy stereotype is the guy sitting on the sidelines smoking a cig, not giving a shit?

Leave it to the pros

As a high school student, I consider myself to be fairly experienced with the other gender.

You see orange beverages cause weird stuff to happen.

Pretty much begins and ends with this.

Great use of foreshadowing in the opening frame.

While Deadspin's fixation on pro wrestling (not a sport) irks the shit out of me, I do have to say that Stone Cold knocked that shit out of the park. Bravo, sir.

Check out this guy's site - he made a .swf with a TON of video game music that is always on shuffle at all times. It's perfect background music, and I've even discovered a few games because of the tracks I've liked. In particular, Alan Wake.