HighHowAreYou
HighHowAreYou
HighHowAreYou

I'm pretty sure that if I made a list of the good ones I have seen it would be much, much longer.

Don't forget gas... it smells like gas. Washer fluid... is usually blue. Blinker fluid... your hair is blonde.

one person's pile of junk is another persons pile of junk that other people are staring at.

Yeah, no joke those look classy.

I'm not sure I agree with the charge. Clearly, she wasn't set.

Pigs Collar Zebras, Orwell "Elated"

I suggest you get a referral to Doctor Feelgood.

Don't disrespect Dr. Pepper, man.

That's what I want science to answer. Why is that I could spend the entire night trying to find a comfortable spot, trying to stop thinking only to have to get up and out of bed the moment I find that I'm completely comfortable and/or having the best dream?

It's not even a shirt. It's... half a shirt. Half a shitty, shitty shirt.

If I quit drugs, I'd be a terrible human being.

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