When I was a union rep I dealt with a member who was alleging he'd been sexually harrassed and the subject of discrimination. He was the only man on a team of women and for several months had been subjected to physical violence ( ball slapping and hair pulling), sexual harrassment (he was regularly flashed and they…

Calling people "penises" is a dick thing to do, but I read in the article she also intimidated people with Hell's Angels and yammered about a gun in the office, which makes her a huge asshole.

She sounds like a real vagina.

Alright, you penises, meet me in the conference room.

Yeah, but what about the menz, you femina... Oh, nm.

"Not in a protected class" does not mean "Incapable of being victimized." Totally gross, Ms. Silberkleit.

Not pictured: Any evidence that this is a guy.

Steelers fans will all agree that their greatest nemesis has always been the Browns.

Seems more appropriate this way.

Ummm... you're not sheltered from anything. I literally got back from Toyko yesterday and saw more than a dozen posters for the movie. It premieres the 27th of December if I remember right. I only remember that because a mate of mine were talking about seeing it if I made it back before the end of the year.

Your friends are all under the mistaken assumption that the film is called "The Twilight Saga: Catching Fire"?

So I was just thinking about this yesterday because my very good friend (who is Ivy league educated BTW) always uses ! marks, and often times !!! of them. And I also noticed that when I don't use them (like "sure" instead of "sure!"), she gets kind of offended and thinks I'm being passive aggressive. So I always…

One time, I got copied on an email that someone shouldn't have copied me on because it was basically a big rant about me. I was so pissed I sent an email back to all of the recipients that contained nothing but an ellipsis. An ellipsis.

Based on this the new Target website is apparently FURIOUS at me - and all of America!

Something tells me she wouldn't pass his initial filter on eHarmony...can't put my finger on it...like some surface-level attribute or something...oh well, it'll come to me sooner or later.

You got it. Everybody is in on it — all the policemen, firemen, and of course, every white person too. They hold weekly meetings in secret and share all their findings with each other until they can come up with something good.

Did the raunchy white boys kill the boyfriend too or is that one of the details you're not sure of?

Not everyone finds out they're pregnant in their first trimester.

Look, I have some problems with the idea of having an abortion. So I've never had one. I refused second trimester testing with both my pregnancies, because as far as I was concerned, I got what I got and was birthing my babies, so I understand your discomfort with late term abortion. But do you honestly think that…

Remind me, please - how many of the forced incubation terrorists have been killed?