Is the thrust of this post really people surprised that a fictional character doesn’t replicate another fictional character’s fictional achievement? What a weird angle to take earnestly—and here I mean this post specficically. Some people find this one fine, but it’s all made up! The good one or the “bad” one!…

I swear I saw a GIF of a Sailor Moon character botching the slide.

Love to know that Fromsoft continues to only listen to its PVP players and gives a good solid “Fuck you” to people who just want to enjoy the SP game

I’m surprised they didn’t sponsor Call Of Duty, since they, y’know, sponsored the original war half those games are based on.

This is what happens when oil companies have billions to burn on lame attempts to improve their images but not on improving the environment, you should definitely be pissed at all involved for blatantly obvious self serving propaganda being licked up by IGN and influencers. It’s indeed sick af when corporate image is…

His crusade went both ways. The dev rights were used for his company’s personal benefits. The consumer side was still very much there. We as consumers would benefit because of some dreamland scenario where suddenly publishers passed savings onto us. But it was him trying to frame the consumer as the one who should be…

tbf, he was pretending he was some kind of champion of *dev* rights...

One of the first things we learned in graphic design class and they used penisland.com as an example. Heck I’m old and I read it as “shell station sus”.

Tim Sweeney allowing propaganda geared towards children!? I would have never expected this from the man who misunderstood 1984 and shoved that in people’s faces while pretending he was some kind of champion of consumer rights. Surely the open “metaverse” will limit this kind of behavior from other companies. 

This might be the 2nd-most-heinous advertising campaign targeted towards children.

Fuck every bit of this. Everyone involved should be locked in a garage with a running car powered by Shell’s ‘new & improved premium gasoline.’

“Hey kids! You’re absolutely fucked because we just refuse to pivot our business away from fossil fuels. But at least you can floss in Fortnite!” - the soulless cock-gobblers at Shell

Shell manager who came up with that line was probably like:

Already hated this based on this headline and this just makes it even worse

I love how they are trying to be cool with the kids and then have the tag “shellstationsus”
Shell Stations US was probably their intention... but the kids will read it differently.

It’s not your day’s fault.

Maybe I am just having a bad day, but this just strikes me as sick AF. Fuck Shell, IGN and those streamers and I am glad that people are pushing back.

You’re free to judge the game by it’s launch state but this article is talking about the game in its current form. I played and enjoyed the game at launch and thought it was a solid 8/10. Now it’s closer to a 9/10.

“First of all, I’m not your friend”

triggered snowflake