HideyoshiJP
HideyoshiJP
HideyoshiJP

Take it away!

My rule is “anything you put in the car gets taken out when you leave.”

I know, right? I got all excited for a minute.

This is still the wrong answer. I’m deadly serious that I believe the proper answer is to simply not make a consious decision to do anything but plow forward whilst hitting the brakes. Don’t swerve, but don’t do anything. Don’t prioritize the passenger nor prioritize the people on the outside.

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Dude, everybody knows dogs love to rip things off the front of cars.

Nah. Just the license plate. Takes me back to the days when I’d put a license plate with my name on my bicycle.

Oh, uhh... I’m looking for a Mr. Jass. First name’s Hugh.

That’s like the complete opposite of what I see in where I live in Missouri. Most of them here are dudes in their thirties and forties who wish they were in high school. Of the notable modified pickups I’ve seen around here driven by high school kids, one was an extremely tasteful first generation Dodge Ram 250 or 350

I miss the days when 1500s are all these jokers had to work with. :/

I’m going to wager a guess that your friend is called Chase...

Damn, son. This is some good Kinja.

“she isn’t making a blanket statement about a certain ethnicity that they are all rapists and murderers”

Not with that attitude, it won’t.

The curved grille is actually because this is not the front of the vehicle. This looks like an early model X-34 Landspeeder from the front corners.

Pretty much. It’s just going to be a manufacturer that only does car rentals *cough* ride sharing.

No, but they sure can smell in color. Wait, no, that might have been Deadheads, not zombies.

This is one of the cornerstones of my massive ‘80s playlist. People are going to think I’m weird for singing to myself this morning...

Thunderbolt is a great one. I also have an affinity for the Police Story movies, though the recent one was kinda meh.

That’s Mr. Chan to you.