i got married just under four months ago. my mom’s advice: “I feel bad for you. When I got married, I pretty much had to find a venue and pick out some clothes. It was easy.”

We picked out one of 3 or 4 options for everything & didn’t worry if every detail reflected our personal brand.

Hear hear. The growth of social media and the scale of weddings are directly proportional. By the time we have the internet implanted in our brains, God knows what a wedding will look like. Probably a weeklong getaway at the International Space Station.

Was there food, that you could eat? Good wedding.

You see, it’s not just wedding magazines and bridal TV programs that are making getting married a nightmare. It’s people like this. People who think weddings should be a flawlessly executed “event,” who see themselves as a reality competition show judges, and who act like the most entitled, smug Yelp reviewers.

Mine just takes sooooo long to dry.....whine. Seriously, I have long, thick hair. It is annoying how long it takes to dry.

I wore a skirt that was too short. The wind did the rest.

As a Quaker I approve this message! And just generally "yes!"

Also, so many of the rental properties were unregulated subpar housing. And I know of no one who is nostalgic for the housing developments. No one wants Guste or St. Thomas back.

My neighborhood was a crime-ridden hell hole where people would fight dogs in their backyards in broad daylight. Those neighbors are gone. All of the older African American neighbors are still here. The houses that were blighted Pre-Katrina or were drug dens or just shitholes, have been either torn down or rehabbed…

That FEMA trailer will be just darling once she takes a long weekend and Martha Stewarts the shit out of it.

shes not wrong in the sense that chicago is sitting in the front seat of the struggle bus but my god what an insanely out of touch way to make that point

Guys it is like that saying ‘you have to break a few poor people to make an omelette’ or some shit, who can remember?

Yeesh

How to start your day like Mocena:

So you’re saying they’re literally basic bitches?

My favorite teddy bear when I was little, was named Dick Davis Stock Market. Because there was a financial segment on the local news when I was a kid hosted by... Dick Davis (who is Dick Davis? I have no idea). I had Dick Davis Stock Market, or Stockie for short, until Hurricane Katrina washed him away. My parents…

Reached for comment, Sean Payton stared at a fixed point in space and asked for some water.