DB’s are created by sorcery.

I’ve been doing this for 10 years and it’s all a blur of shoddy documentation and non-existent backup procedures...

I’ve been at my IT job for 11 years, and have luckily managed to avoid anything more malicious than just the usual small annoyances (users who blame anyone but themselves, people who want it fixed RIGHT THIS SECOND!, those that think computers are witchcraft, etc). But I’ve certainly had lots of fun moments:

Man, I’ve been doing this shit for like 20 years, all the horrible stories blend together in my brain:(

i got married just under four months ago. my mom’s advice: “I feel bad for you. When I got married, I pretty much had to find a venue and pick out some clothes. It was easy.”

We picked out one of 3 or 4 options for everything & didn’t worry if every detail reflected our personal brand.

Hear hear. The growth of social media and the scale of weddings are directly proportional. By the time we have the internet implanted in our brains, God knows what a wedding will look like. Probably a weeklong getaway at the International Space Station.

Was there food, that you could eat? Good wedding.

You see, it’s not just wedding magazines and bridal TV programs that are making getting married a nightmare. It’s people like this. People who think weddings should be a flawlessly executed “event,” who see themselves as a reality competition show judges, and who act like the most entitled, smug Yelp reviewers.

Mine just takes sooooo long to dry.....whine. Seriously, I have long, thick hair. It is annoying how long it takes to dry.

I wore a skirt that was too short. The wind did the rest.

As a Quaker I approve this message! And just generally "yes!"

Also, so many of the rental properties were unregulated subpar housing. And I know of no one who is nostalgic for the housing developments. No one wants Guste or St. Thomas back.

My neighborhood was a crime-ridden hell hole where people would fight dogs in their backyards in broad daylight. Those neighbors are gone. All of the older African American neighbors are still here. The houses that were blighted Pre-Katrina or were drug dens or just shitholes, have been either torn down or rehabbed…

That FEMA trailer will be just darling once she takes a long weekend and Martha Stewarts the shit out of it.

shes not wrong in the sense that chicago is sitting in the front seat of the struggle bus but my god what an insanely out of touch way to make that point

Guys it is like that saying ‘you have to break a few poor people to make an omelette’ or some shit, who can remember?

So you’re saying they’re literally basic bitches?