My favorite teddy bear when I was little, was named Dick Davis Stock Market. Because there was a financial segment on the local news when I was a kid hosted by... Dick Davis (who is Dick Davis? I have no idea). I had Dick Davis Stock Market, or Stockie for short, until Hurricane Katrina washed him away. My parents…
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Reached for comment, Sean Payton stared at a fixed point in space and asked for some water.
The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.
She def doesn’t because if she did, they wouldn't be together. That's tacky af.
I lived for many years with a vicious dog after my mother first allowed her boyfriend to abuse him, and then basically abandoned him with me so that she could get a new puppy - he only bit at me a few times, and never without provocation, but it meant that I could never have people over to my house, and situations…
You are probably going to get a lot of dumb posts from people (who haven’t spent a day in their life volunteering with homeless pets) about how this was all your fault. And those posts will list all the things you “should” have done.
I read the headline about six times without any comprehension whatsoever. And I was trying.
In my neverending quest to keep up with the Youths, I find myself staring at this post by Ms. Hope and thinking, “Have I lived too long?”
Yes and from that Milhouse episode, we got a gem in this:
Married people do that all the time, after a few years together, especially if you’ve got kids, you run out of fucks to give, you just grab what’s handy.
I fell in love with Bernadette Peters all over again in “Mozart in the Jungle”. Malcolm McDowell was a bonus. (and Gael Garcia Bernal isn’t too difficult to watch either)
I’ll not lie: it’s cool to see how much blood you lose.
Moon Cups for the win! I tried the Diva Cup first, HATED it. Gave the moon cup a try and so glad I did!!
Yes, yes, yes. The only thing that will pry my Diva cup from my nether regions is menopause.
As a proud member of Menstrual Cup Club, I am obligated to follow the first rule of Menstrual Cup Club, which is you always talk about Menstrual Cup Club.
Tracy Morgan’s settlement with WalMart isn't for money; he just gets to take it behind the Junior High and get it pregnant.
I, for one, welcome our new low rise overlords. Seriously, speaking as a short and curvy person with an actual low rise, low rise jeans can not come back soon enough. I feel as if I’ve been walking in a denim desert for the past decade or so since the last time the planet was blanketed with Old Navy low rise bootlegs.…
What has five hands and is that conflicted?