No updates yet? Not even after Lady Gaga?

That’s awful, but it also reminded me of Zoolander

I like how you think. *clink crystal low-ball glasses that contain some nice scotch*

And she outed herself besides!

Except mom isn’t a boomer she’s gen x.

She thinks she can campaign from prison?

That’s what I think too. Contacting the victims would be better than an anonymous tip; I doubt much would happen without naming the victims, who might then be contacted. But, it’s their lives and maybe they don’t want to go there.

OK, first I laughed then I threw up in my mouth a little.

Ha! I see what you did there. Never forget 1/6/2021, that’s what I say.

An oversized tie with scotch tape on it:

So he hates himself. I knew it!

They just introduced articles of impeachment, so it looks like we’re on offence. 

Maybe nothing, because they’re patriots, and besides they’re white patriots? Yes, that’s probably it, especially the white part. Now they’re probably going to whine about how white supremacy isn’t a thing so what’s everybody bitching about. Oh no, I just gave them an idea. Oh well, they probably won’t find this, I…

They should have used the powder blue suit as the cover and the chuck taylor photo in the article. 

Ok good, now if the air force one pilots would refuse to take him anywhere, that would be awesome. What? He’s still commander in chief and they have to fly him wherever? Damn. Well, a girl can dream. 

Fucking loony. And at least one that got kicked off a flight claimed free speech? And that other baby man guy was actually crying because the airline identified him as a terrorist? Do they not know how the first amendment works? Oh yeah, never mind.
And Pence is one of cheeto’s closest enablers, but hang him? Uh no,…

What a bunch a whiny baby snowflakes. What did they think would happen? Oh yeah, because cheeoto man will probably get away with, oh, everything, they thought they would too? Fat orange chance. 

Well, I am pretty shallow and I’ll just own it. I will not miss any of her always expensive and almost always ugly, often weird, outfits.

Maybe she’ll do what Jr.s wife did-get out while there’s still some money?

And they didn’t see this coming, after nearly 5 years of fomentation by The Sexual Predator who Lost the Popular Vote Twice, aka the leader of the free world? The combination of cynicism and self interest is bad, very biggly bad. But the thought of them ducking and covering, then running for their lives is kind of…