Do yourself a favor and watch The Fall.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

The Quicker Fucker Upper

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

God, you are such a pussy. Ive lived here for five decades and I never pissed my pants once over immigrants, legal or not. Your ilk does it daily.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Playing fair makes us liberal/progressive. Abandon that and we have nothing.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

Sarah Palin is a woman, and so is Hillary Clinton.

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

Black president

While I consider newest GTA to be the best of the series, which I tend to believe each time they come out with their latest iteration, I have always considered Vice City to by my favorite story and setting. Tommy Vercetti is just a delightful sociopath. He has a little bit more motivation and self-direction than your…

This is the correct take. Skyrim is shiny and cool and all. Morrowind was fucking otherworldly and you were the interloper. You could wander off into places you truly didn’t belong. You could gear up in the weirdest ways. Travel meant something. The scraps of in-game lore you picked up *really* meant something. You…

Excuse me, but according to my Facebook feed this cache of emails holds the proof that will finally send her to prison. For ... something. But it’s about time!!!

White Silicon Valley Tech Millionaire Unaware He Is Already Part Of The American Elite

Is a Red Dead Redemption remaster coming? According to Korean site Game Focus (via tipster Sang), a Red Dead remaster for PS4, Xbox One, and PC is in the works. Kotaku is following up with Rockstar and will update this story should the company comment.

I’ve stopped asking if these are real. At this point, I assume they are all and down another vodka tonic.

I’m really starting to get worried that this sort of talk is going to incite violence on election night. Because when he loses, the portion of ABSOLUTELY INSANE society that he has legitimized and riled up will be absolutely irrevocably convinced that the world has ended and they’re therefore free to go on shooting…

It’s not the mounts or the framerate, it is an unfortunate side effect of how most CCD cameras work, called the ‘jello effect’ , due to the rolling shutter. For a given frame, the pixels aren’t all being sampled at exactly the same time, the camera sensor is being scanned line by line. That creates the annoying…