That's not true. Seriously — civics 101, dude.

Calling someone "buddy" is the most Brad thing anyone could do. It's one level below calling someone "champ" which is Chad as fuck.

A simple, "hey buddy, do you mind if I do some pullups there" would probably have sufficed. And curls on the squat rack are fine, provided you are curling more than 125 lbs.

The circus-clown train is actually the best part.

A little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Somethin' is WRONG here.... She's got problems. That's the only reason she's running to a black man!

"Everything is coming up Milhouse!"

I actually made a COTD/TOTD? Man. 99% of my contributions to this site are bitching about Hyundai/Kia and talking about how awesome /r/spacedicks is.

I truly thank you for this honor. Now if you don't mind....