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IDK why but I find Lil Dicky’s entire existence and continued career to be particularly vexing.

I have a whole ass midcentury modern house so no, but also yes.

My exact experience except it was my first buttermilk pie and I’m afraid it may have turned me off of them forever.

Trump seems like the kind of guy that read something (tips and tricks to make you look younger/taller/slimmer/more manly, etc) in a magazine or book one time 40 years ago and took it as the gospel truth and ran with it.

The interesting thing is that a lot of truck drivers seem to want to be the most imposing-looking thing on the road so this should be right up their alley (other than the inability to roll coal). 

When in doubt, flat out.

This really should have Maybach emblems on the hood and hatch.

Stock as in stock block. I don’t think they built a custom engine block for this (but I could be wrong -- I haven’t watched the whole series of build/tune progress). 

When most people in the tuning world say “stock engine” they just mean the stock block. I assume that’s what was meant here.

You can mod it to the moon and back as long as it’s a stock block they’ll say they made XXXXhp on the stock engine (vs an aftermarket built block). 

My 19" Konig Flow Formed wheels were 20lbs and only cost like $1200 for the set (actually less cause I used a coupon code lol). I’m not sure the additional 2 lbs per corner is worth $13.8k 

Goddamn this is going to be a good decade for Kia coming up. 

Saw one of these a few days ago and thought it was an ill-conceived aftermarket option.

I’m wondering how hard it would be to get the condo association to switch. 

I picked up a foldable Kershaw not too long ago and I can finally see why people love the brand.

I picked up a foldable Kershaw not too long ago and I can finally see why people love the brand.

Brand new sentence/phrase: “viral excel shortcuts”

2016 Subaru WRX, 2005 Legacy GT

Pretty sure Mazerrati is the porn stare.

Can I tell this story that I have been keeping to myself for weeks? It reads like parody or satire but I swear on the grave of Jim Spanfeller’s moral compass that it’s true: