Hamilton Nolan:

Thank God.

IDK if his was a fluke or not but my friend’s Audi A4 2.0T has been “stage 2" modified and tuned (which honestly, wakes that engine up sooooo much) and flogged it to death for almost 100k and hasn’t missed a beat. No real service issues to speak of. I’m surprised because I warned him not to get it but it proved me…

Imagine a thousand of these raining down on your city. Honestly, pretty terrifying. I’d take the nuke. 

Do yall remember the no-spoke wheels:

Which is kinda funny because the option wheels look like Subaru wheels as well:

I could see it.

So like Ham or Spam salad but in worse. 

Wonder what kind of discount I could get one one of those. 

Ok Paul Wuckerberg.

I bought the same Nebula projector on a whim (from a previous Kinja deals post) and thought I would regret it but it’s honestly one of the better purchases I’ve made in a while.

I bought the same Nebula projector on a whim (from a previous Kinja deals post) and thought I would regret it but…

I think people hate the word moist because other people hate the word moist.

I reported a suspected drunk driver. She was weaving in and out of traffic and almost hit my car. I called it in and followed her until the police showed up and pulled over.

So you’re saying it has 25 horsepower above the correct amount? An “absurd, frankly dangerous amount?” 

Inside, you can expect three rows of seating, plus higher-end materials and electronics than the current Mercedes GLS.

So we optioned up a 395-horsepower mild-hybrid inline-six model with a gorgeous $710 Tasman Blue paint job and an $870 white roof.

Yah, I mentioned in another article about semi-autonomous driving — for me it’s going to have to be all or nothing.

I like it except the seat belts. They should be color matched to the interior, the green paint or the yellow calipers. 

I actually think “Overclock[ed]” would be a great name for a special trim of electric car that went above normal performance.