Yah, but that would actually be cool. 

Inb4shitstorm but I wonder how many square feet these oldschool glasshouses had

Ugh. This is one of those “Buy Now Ask Questions Later” purchases :-( 

Ugh. This is one of those “Buy Now Ask Questions Later” purchases :-( 

Good. 

I loved Whoppers growing up (strangely enough, my nickname growing up was Whopper). Still do.

Unpopular opinion: these actually look much better than most custom, one-off convertibles.

Terrible?

I’ve been meaning to try it since the BA test kitchen recommended it.

Good thing you can’t copyright flow/cadence (as far as I know).

It’s easy-ish on most cars (I’d imagine maybe more difficult on a brand new car with more complicated electronics).

I think I mentioned this when it was first announced but I think it’s worth repeating:

No

Texas. I don’t know why (I’ve never even been there) but it feels right.

I am horny for fried chicken

I’ll say...

Zeus Bronze Metallic aka Bronze Sand Metallic is really the only appropriate color option:

Zeus Bronze Metallic has been confirmed as being the same as Cadillac’s Bronze Sand Metallic and HOLY SHEEEEET that is an amazing color

The mid 2000s housing crisis drove a lot of people to exit the real estate industry so I assume they traded in their standard-issue agent’s car when they found new jobs.

The way I just snorted...

Echo Show (2nd Generation) | $160 | Amazon

Echo Show (2nd Generation) | $160 | Amazon