Your parents named you Standy? So weird.

Exactly.

Also, don't fart on/in my cloth seats.

Yeah, one of my friends financing a car with 0% interest through a credit union. For someone in his position, financing the car was so much smarter than paying cash. Plus the credit union was willing to financing anything under 18 months old with less than 40k miles so he was able 1MY old car with low miles at a…

For every reason.

They were (most likely) scratch offs. All other tickets are printed on demand.

Yep. At least with the VA lottery.

It really is.

No farting. Seriously. I have cloth seats.

Ok. So that was awesome.

Well, of course.

I really want an Amazon wagon.

I don't know if this is at all related, but reports are coming in of a 400 pound lake whitefish walking down 3rd Street in Covert Township.

Hnnggggggg!

Big Ass Dyno

A little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Somethin' is WRONG here.... She's got problems. That's the only reason she's running to a black man!

I knew somethin' was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Somethin' is WRONG here. Dead giveaway! Deaaaddddd giveaway. Deaaaaadddddddddddddd giveaway. She's got problems. That's the only reason she's running to a black man!

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+1 for the look on his face at the end of the video.