I thought about attaching a Debbie Downer pic to my original comment, but ultimately decided against it.

Ahhh..that gif reminds me of that surveillance video of the toddler (4 y/o maybe?) from China that jumped out of an apartment video apparently imitating something she saw on TV. :(

I don't think those are jeans. Looks like grey(ish) chino shorts.

Ooooohh..I'm so excited for a conservative blog to pick up the headline to this story and run with it.

Yep. I like the hatches better and they're more functional, but I've considered getting the sedan just because I never really see those on the road so they're a little more unique. Unless I can wait til the next gen comes out. :-)

I happen to know that Sarah Palin is, in fact, a Jalopnik reader. Can't reveal my sources..you know..journalism and all that.

Too easy.

And the thought of them being made in China makes me want to continue to believe they are dead. I don't want a Chinese Zombie SAAB.

<i>First they came for the nonconsensual bun-grabs and I said nothing!</i>

I take issue with numbers 8 and 9.

Let's say this comes in around $70-80k. Does that sound about right?

+1

Margaret Thatcher? Lilly Pulitzer?

Too late. I've already been hit by a bus before.

The dark, fucked up part of my brain was just waiting for someone to blindside him and knock him right out of his cleats.

+1

I was born in 1994.

Will there be a Fisker Karma fire sale?!?

LOL. Was seriously about to post the same. Can't believe he was on the Buzzfeed top 13 list.

I forgot there was an article attached to the headline. :(