You guys shoulda totally ran with that one.

Can you imagine how perfect it would be if you were going on a date with your girlfriend and planned to propose to her that night and you two just happened to step onto the train in number 9?

The description of the shoe-licking video on YouTube starts: "This is what I was subjected to on the train"

I REALLY want a Stormtrooper uniform but they're freakin expensive for the nice ones.

ALWAYS!

Step 1: Buy a deep fryer.

Traffic circles do exist and are distinct from roundabouts.

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Is the Bro Golfer a thing now?

Which makes a desire to see them fail even more perplexing.

What did they do to you?

From the video preview I thought the girl was in a wheelchair with one of those metal neck and head braces.

I don't know if I can continue to take Jezebel for a credible source if it continues to employ librul feminazi media hacks like Katie J.M. Baker who don't understand the True Glory of Twizzlers.

"The virtue of white Christian womanhood is under attack at Towson University by degenerate criminals seeking to rob our women of their God given innocence. "

So there's pretty much no way we'll see anything like this hit production at under $30 grand?

That would actually be pretty sick. I'd like to see both.

Seriously, do you ever stop winning?

That robot dog just threw a cinderblock.

I've never been inside a Scion before (Is that weird? There's only like a thousand of us out there who have never been in a Scion...).

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