I love Bojangles.

Would it be a public execution?

I think they'll miss most of the snow storm assuming they leave within the next few hours.

"It's big. It's white. It has 470 horses."

"... kinda soft-serve ice cream swirly head to..."

Time for new pants....

Are those cameras on the top of the door in lieu of side mirrors?

Cracker Barrel is grossly overrated.

So this is like the Year of the Supercar on the Chinese Zodiac or something?

Apparently Cousin Bennett works at Dominos? Or worked, anyway.

I love the Juke R. Despite it's ridiculousness. No. Because of it's ridiculousness.

No way she weighs 2100 pounds.

Let me guess: Unsalted fries and mayonnaise for his McNuggets.

That's such an incredibly ugly detail. Why?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

If this really did happen, I guess I'm most surprised at how it remained so intact.

+1

It looks like an Italian Camaro.

Furniture? Yes.

Hmm...despite having something of an urban core in Tyson's Corner, I would have probably included Fairfax County, in VA as a suburb of DC.