Furniture? Yes.

Hmm...despite having something of an urban core in Tyson's Corner, I would have probably included Fairfax County, in VA as a suburb of DC.

For some reason when I look at the video preview image it looks like the car is doing donuts in reverse.

I was actually wondering that as well. Maybe the first sentence was supposed to say, "Keith Olbermann very badly wants [a job at] ESPN again."

This is actually how it's taught in Russian driving schools.

It's the vulgarity of it that I love the most.

Just typical elevator pleasantries.

+1

Richmond, VA is on the way. Hint. Hint.

I like the cut of your jib, young man.

Many states actually have laws requiring unit pricing for this exact reason.

They were the first people on this continent to engage in the aforementioned activities.

My first two upgrades are almost always paint and light fixtures.

As we go through life, every decision should not be financial in nature.

+1

That you would suggest that someone taking offense to this is a case of "hyper-sensitivity" is truly idiotic.

Is it like a paper bag and they're stickin' out like baguettes?

I was just about to say this.

"Had to?"

That's not too far from the truth.