I was thinking the same thing as soon as I saw the title of the article — just wondering how far into the piece before it was described as a plunge.

You know, you only had to type the first sentence and the effect would have been the same.

Or sleep with the husband.

Exactly. He's just having fun in a company truck. Like I would be doing if I worked in a job that provided a company truck.

It depends.

EXACTLY! They are right in the toy department.

Photogenic.

That looks like fun to me and my Subaru.

I want to be an engineer when I grow up. =)

And now I'm laughing.

Brilliant.

Anyone notice how the RS5 looks pissed off?

I fear that by the time I find a girl, become engaged and get married, live-tweeting the ceremony won't be a "thing" any more.

But are we done with bacon?

Maybe I'm a hater (not maybe, I am) but it pains me that Birdman, of all the rappers out there who could possibly afford this car, has a Bugatti.

Awwww.

Do explain.

Also, lick it before you stick it.

" It also won't let you start recording until you to turn your phone horizontally..."

I would have given them ALL of the change in my cup holders (even the quarters!) and a full, unused, unexpired booklet of coupons for Taco Bell.