6 out of 10 I figured would be on this list.

This is how we sneaked out of school to go to McDonalds for lunch back in high school.

Possibly.

Matt...

Exactly.

So exactly how many cars were harmed in the making of this thing?

My wifi name is "FAPFAPFAP"

FWIW, I'd totally drive a Devil Sport Speed.

You had Nate Silver look at these numbers?

"That's because Beverly Hills is one of those places where a Panamera is as omnipresent as a Camry is everywhere else."

I think Ikea won. Poor monkey.

Yeah I hate it when those soldiers treat me like 18/11.

IDK. There was something incredibly hot about this.

...and are creepy as fuck.

I'm pretty experienced with them (I go through a total of 4 everyday on my commute) but I always get that little flash of fear when in a multi-lane circle and for a split second it looks like the car in the outer-most lane is going to continue around the circle instead of exiting as they should (which would result in…

Yes to more roundabouts.

What the fuck Jaguar? It's like you want people to buy your cars or something.

I feel kinda like I'm becoming a Subaru "fanboy."

Or you could close that business deal like a real man and bring the meeting to the track!