MARY MARY SPLIT UP!?!?

Yeah, I'll admit I haven't watched the NBA in a while but that looks pretty egregious to me.

HNNNGGGGG!!!!

My employer or employers in generally?

Is it wrong/weird that I just want to drive my Subaru down there and do something stupid and regret nothing?

Oh that's why I didn't speak up?

What about bikes?

Standard 5k for being valedictorian?

Yeah it was first gen.

As a black male with an SAT score of 2290 and a 4.5 GPA out of high school...what the fuck are you talking about? Where was the self-righteousness?

Yes, but that's not what they said.

Oh wow is this timely or what.

What about lawn mower racing?

I paid $50 for my lapdock brand new from the ATT store.

I've seen this happen too many times to count and I've always wondered, "Does this ever work?"

He didn't get wet.

I actually thought that's what this article was about.

Buy a kilo

I never thought I'd say something like this (God, please forgive me), but I'm going to have to go with the Viper on this one.

Cool. Bet I could make a set though.