BRB

Listen here you motherf*cker...you are correct. ='(

For some reason the first 10-or-so seconds reminds me of Crazy Taxi for Sega Dreamcast.

"If it is not pointing towards space you are having a bad problem and you will not go to space today"

I was waiting for "the catch."

That's doo doo baby!

Can you imagine what kinda mess that would make?

Wow. These are all amazing.

You obviously forgot about the Jeep Compass.

Ballerinas don't get paid very well.

You can say 'bomb' (as an adjective) but not 'the bomb.'

And delicious.

Are they accepting resumes for new friends?

Nope. There are at minimum 2 asshats in the picture.

Yeah those are horrible. Should be top 5 on the list.

A little disorienting? Yes but in an amazingly awesome way...

LOLOL @ riding the fucking van/bus from Alabama to Ohio.

What is the price? That is to say, how many kidneys would I have to harvest and resell to afford this?

I wanted to audition as an extra in this film when I heard they were looking for black actors.

GO RICHMOND!!!