Close.

Exactly. I was thinking $135k tops. :(

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN CAPS LOCKS

You say "rust", I say Iron Patina!

File this under "Things I wish I said first".

And I award you one non-refundable ticket straight to Hell. Coach. In the middle seat of the middle row between a single mother and her 10 year old devil child.

I say they out the mod for good measure.

"Let's say our prayers and go to bed" is showily-pious-person speak for "fuck it."

I think I can help you with your birthday party.

It's what you know about who you know.

How to stop time?

I am 12 and what is this

Don't know if it makes you a super-taster but I agree that alcohol is disgusting.

Booo..

We should go get cupcakes together one day.

Too bad I've never seen a Subaru on a rental lot.

Yeah anything south of the paper border is no bueno.

I approve.

....not a "donk".

Well what do you know! I just happened to specialize in cupcake dust cover disposal!