Sheldon Brown Has A Posse!!!

If you grab this little bugger by the two metal prongs and give a gentle squeeze (or not-so-gentle as this little thingamajig can be right ornery from time to time) you can use it to hold things in very close proximity to one another. Sometimes when I'm in the office after printing the Wikipedia article about Lynyrd…

....wonder what my poop would look like after the black burger.

WRONG!

These 'shortcuts' have proven themselves incredibly convenient.

Wisking the sh*t out of some eggs.

I think he meant "anti-suck" because no girl will willingly blow a guy driving a Jeep Liberty.

There's an edit button.

Only time I cover my plates is if I'm posting a picture of something of...err...uh...questionable legality.

On my main job my commute is 8 mins driving in traffic. On my side job it takes me an average of 2mins 58 seconds walking door to door from my house to the job.

I eat them with a dash of salt, raw like an apple.

Probably should been more Os

Ok I'll go ahead and say what EVERYONE is thinking:

I don't know..but it kinda sounds like the owner is describing Venus like a new handbag or pair of shoes.

I am ridiculously amused by you gratuitous Us.

Allowed? That's such a gray word. I need something more black or white.

I 2nd and 3rd this motion.

I'd be satisfied to know even what in the partial fuck. O_o

Cor-Ten can be awesome!