Goldshire. Always Goldshire.

That's only because the creepers suffer from premature explosions.

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

I'm thinking she became notable for being hot. Just a thought.

It's a Carnival~!

LOL!! You never played EVE, did you?!? You have no idea!! NOOB!

Puzzle & Dragons anytime! It's by far the game I've played most on my phone, no idea how many hundreds of hours. Just logged my 420th consecutive day of loggin in to it. A must try!

AW BABY! GORGEOUS!

One has to raise the question, why the fuck are you here then?

I'm almost positive that it's just the photographer's thumb, happens to me all the time.

OlliOlli

I love you, Emma Stone. Unless Jennifer Lawrence shows up, tho. Just sayin'.

This is the first Manly Guys that I've ever found amusing. Huzzah!

I liked it. The snarky little troll got smacked upside the head.

I love it. This isn't a frustrated customer asking for help, here - he's a snarky troll who could have a chance at getting some help, but instead decides to make a cheap shot, instead. I'm all for Xbox Support's reply. Some customers you'd love to help, but they have to help themselves, first.

change soul to ass and it gets scarier

Honestly, I see where you're coming from, but I disagree. Silhouette is an important factor in character design, and those big honking ball shoulders give Samus one of the most distinctive. If you blacked out all detail from major characters, leaving only the silhouette outline, so many of them would be…

"But I might want to use these coat hangers at some point."

All Hail Satin?