Bush 1.0 threw up right into the Japanese Prime Minister's lap and then promptly passed out.

Putins gonna Put Put Put.

The fact that the Chinese blocked mention of this on the Internet is one of the FUNNIEST things I have ever heard in my life.
"You come into my home and be courteous to my wife? NO ONE MUST KNOW!"

I'm actually kind of annoyed that I'm married to a dude right now. Us kissing looks exactly like the dumb jerk Duggars except younger and less time-traveling hair.

Wonderful piece! I would love to see more articles like this on Jez!

I hear that! *buys the top-shelf bourbon*

There is no reason America can't have a Treat Yourself day.

On the one hand, Abraham's anger with Eugene was justifiable and I totally get it. On the other hand, I think that he had to know deep down that Eugene was full of shit. Like you said, a few targeted follow-up questions would have made it pretty clear that he didn't really have a cure, but Abraham chose not to ask…

I love how they explored the idea that Abraham needed to believe him for his own survival. Their relationship is symbiotic.

I knew Eugene's "cure" was absolute bullshit the moment he declined to show any receipts.

Also, in Abraham's flashback, when he first meets Eugene, Eugene says, "I think [the zombies] are getting faster." RED FLAG NO. 1 THAT HE'S NOT A REAL SCIENTIST, BRO. (Though I totally get that Abraham was distracted by the loss…

The poor family and that poor girl.

While I love me some slightly more high quality undies (i believe my favorite/strongest body parts -butt AND vagina- should be wrapped in awesomeness), I would always go grab up some either VS or Aerie ones for standard use when they were at or below the "5 for $25" deal. Then last year VS casually posted a backstage…

Let me take this opportunity to say how much I adore and am obsessed with the Sunnie bra from Aerie. I happened upon it randomly ($5 as Marshall's) and from the moment it touched my skin, it's become the most glorious, comfortable bra I have ever experienced and if you aren't wearing it, OHMYGOD GET THEE TO AN AERIE…

Being a man, no, it didn't make me buy more lingerie. But I have to ask: is there any proof that airbrushing actually works? That is to say, that it is in fact more appealing to the average eye? I feel like it's always erring on the side of the uncanny valley. In my mind, seeing real flesh, complete with wrinkles and…

Aerie is underwear. Everyone wears underwear every day! It's not like they're selling me something I don't need. Also, they're cheap and soft and well sized. The ad campaigns make me a lot more smiley than VS. I'm a fan!

I would like to take this opportunity to tip my hat to Aerie bras. I am definitely not in their target age range, but I can't get over how awesome (let alone cheap!) their lightly lined bras are. They have more padded things for girls that like a little push, but for me, the lightly lined are gold. Comfy, simple but…

Aerie has the best undies EVAR. I have been not so subtly pushing all my friends to them for years and it's working splendidly. I do enjoy that that do not airbrush their models, but it's really just an added bonus.

Right. Also, I thought it was poetic that she has all these encounters with Joan, who succeeded in taking her own life