I mean... HE'S so perfect, it's kinda sick. The big scar on his face makes him look even MORE attractive than before he had it, and even the scruffy unkempt facial hair he had when I took my picture with him worked. He was so damn beautiful to look at that I think if he'd been clean-shaven, I would've been…

Reminds me of Katt Williams:

Any Hercules butt <<<<< Hawaiian "Conan" butt.

Trying too hard to get attention. Three cleavage selfies in a row starts to reek of desperation. If she were my teenage daughter, we'd be having a talk about seeking adoration from the internet.

Seconded. I was thinking "damn he's handsome, he must be a giant douche., right?"

any one else find Biden to be like, waaaay creepy. Like dad hitting on you're girlfriends creepy.

So, is there something we're not supposed to like about Scott Eastwood? Is there a story about any douchebaggery—being rude to wait staff or stealing from Girl Scouts or something—or am I free to fantasize at will?

Refinery 21 just did an article on her for their website. She is wearing ALL of the fashion and giving face. That is all.

CHRISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. I seriously just got the body shivers.

She is gorgeous! I love that picture of her with the pink lip color and her awesome side-eye. I saw the OITNB cast at their Paley Fest panel in Hollywood a couple months ago. Uzo and Taryn Manning were both unrecognizable from their OITNB characters. So pretty!

her Shakespearean soliloquy last season when they were scaring the juvenile girls was hands down my favorite part of last season, followed closely by Red's obsession with the chicken.

holy

Assume that means, by extension, less Jason Biggs.

I really hope less Piper also means less Larry.

ROCK ON, LADIES!

Am I the only one who feels underqualified to answer the last question because I have no idea how much men masturbate? I mean, I know how much guys *say* they masturbate, but a)they usually seem to be joking and b)by definition I'm not there when they do it.

The whole issue I have with the question "How often do you masturbate?," is that the answer varies. I have no idea how to answer that question. Some weeks I do it 4+ times per week. Some weeks its 2 times per week. Some weeks its never. And there are the times I've gone months without doing it. Quantifying it isn't…

These bottoms are FUG. Fabric pubes!*