That third one made me do a spit take. Does she have a scooter under there or a unicycle? One does not walk in a dress that cuts you off at the knees, one glides!

Remember in Archer when Cheryl talks about crocheting her own tampons? I just figured out how that was possible.

Agree!

What is keeping this dress from falling down???! I am baffled by the physics of this dress.

YES YES YES. Carrie has amazing boobs, this made them look weird and saggy. And I would go further and say the way they styled her was simply horrifying. The slicked-back hair and black eyeliner ALL THE WAY AROUND THE EYES... Are they trying to make her look bad?! SJP looks so beautiful with the right styling...

Yesss! The first thing I thought of was the light-up one with the moving butterflies. God I loved that show.

Actually, if you added a lining and removed the sleeves, this wouldn't be that bad… Granted, I would never pay thousands of dollars for it, but it wouldn't be that bad.

That third one made me literally laugh out loud. Also, the last one looks like a life-sized, crocheted tampon.

GUYZ I've been scrolling down trying to find other Gypsy Wedding enthusiasts. I'm surprised it took so long. HELLO, MY PEOPLE!

There are some truly hideous dresses in this thread...and I know this one isn't the worst, but I HATED it:

Eh?

Don't worry! They molt their tail feathers every year and grow new ones! No killing required!

I have a Hello Kitty tattoo, but even I wouldn't get married in this thing.

The fights are going to be INTENSE, since ugly is in the eye of the beholder, and all.

You are a one woman USO tour. Bless you.

Salute.