Not sure how many ethnic Chinese are planning on getting married in dirndls and lederhosen lol.

Wait, Tevas are back in style??! My 10-year-old self is SUPER EXCITED about this!

And Eric Stonestreet!(?)

I came here for the Bob’s Burgers references, was not disappointed.

I love this song so much and I refuse to apologize for it. You’re practically a robot if you don’t feel at least some urge to bop around to this song!

I once had some really bad allergy-related congestion and it turned into an ongoing mucus pipeline from nose to throat. I kept trying to cough up the mucus because it would tickle the back of my throat in a really annoying way but I wasn’t always able to get it up.

There is SO MUCH fake hair on the back of her head! It looks like she’s part human female, part pony.

Meghan — 2006 called and it wants this song back.

So calling people ‘cunts’ is now ok on Jezebel? I remember once a few years ago when I called an unlikeable fictional TV character a cunt and I was blocked from commenting. Oh, how times change.

YES! I mean, I really really enjoy visiting NYC and I fully appreciate all of the excitement and cultural cache that it carries, but the cost of living there makes it completely unappealing to me (living-wise). I once helped a friend of mine go apartment hunting in Manhattan when she was moving there for grad school…

I’m guessing it was one where she’s wearing a bigger, foofier dress since that Derby party dress was pretty loose in the skirt.

Clearly you’ve never had a UTI … and you thank your goddamn lucky stars for that!

Come to Kansas City!!! I read this whole article getting more and more excited about an app that would facilitate me meeting new friends in this city, then crashed in disappointment at the end :’(

My body is much differently shaped (I’m pretty straight-up-and-down, i.e., “boyish,” i.e., “athletic” looking), but I totally have the under boob fat, too! I always thought that was so weird/unusual about my body. It’s strangely comforting to know I’m not the only one! :)

Does WWE wrestling count as a sport? Because … uhhh …

Alternative: just sleep naked!

OMG! I have a deep and utterly ridiculous aversion to my legs touching each other while laying down. I sleep with a body pillow on the reg because I detest the feeling of my knees/legs touching each other when I lay down. If a body pillow isn’t available, I’ll even resort to balled-up T-shirts lol.

My God, DAT ASS (!!!)

If you’re a person who sleeps in nightgowns, can we talk about that for a minute? I honestly don’t think they’re very comfortable to sleep in and I’m curious about why you make that your chosen sleepwear.