Thanks for posting re: Kate’s outfit — she always has the best skirt suits! I was about to go on a Google hunt for this info but you saved me the trouble :)

What’s the deal with pink being a no-no? Is it just in that particular Amish community that they don’t wear pink, or is that true across the board?

I would 100% watch a whole show based around Chang, her thwarted love life, and her burgeoning criminal enterprise!

Correct, I was just about to say this. I’m not up to scratch on federal sentencing, but I think that a decent lawyer could probably get her charges reduced from murder to manslaughter in that situation.

But he wasn’t from that area, right? I thought he was a new arrival to the area because his dad was an alcoholic miner who dragged their family around from place to place looking for work.

I’m also a big fan of the “Heimweh” (homesickness) vs. “Fernweh” (farsickness or wanderlust) dichotomy that German has provided for the world.

I want to say “oblivious walk-texting” but I can’t be 100% sure.

During the farmer’s market... Just dropped his pants, leaned against a tree, and fertilized it.

Very pretty! Evening out your skin tone makes a subtle yet beautiful difference I think :)

That sounds gorgeous! I’m sure she looked lovely :)

I’m not the wedding expert here (obvs), but I do love styling people — especially strangers haha!

The first time I ever (almost) got felt up was by Dierks Bentley:

Ewwwww.

Ewwwww.

I assume this is sarcasm, but still … did you really have to stoop to the “white = uptight” jokes? There are SO MANY “you’re uptight!” jokes you can make about someone without tying that to their race.

Also, here’s some before-and-after pics with the MK Ultimate Mascara:

Also, here’s some before-and-after pics with the MK Ultimate Mascara:

Mary Kay Ultimate Mascara — available here or via a MK Beauty Consultant near you!

Mary Kay Ultimate Mascara — available here or via a MK Beauty Consultant near you!

I’m from Missouri (a.k.a. “Mizzurah”), land of racist and often violent police enforcement, abysmal rape prevention and prosecution, and habitually troubled public school systems.

Obligatory.

Psh, it’s easy! Just be a girl/woman and be 5’8” or taller! Then everything you wear looks “tough” because tall = manly apparently. I’m 5’8” and have been told that I look “tough” and “imposing” while wearing the most ridiculously girly things. Seriously — I was once told this while wearing a flowy purple mini-dress.