My God, DAT ASS (!!!)

If you’re a person who sleeps in nightgowns, can we talk about that for a minute? I honestly don’t think they’re very comfortable to sleep in and I’m curious about why you make that your chosen sleepwear.

Thanks for posting re: Kate’s outfit — she always has the best skirt suits! I was about to go on a Google hunt for this info but you saved me the trouble :)

What’s the deal with pink being a no-no? Is it just in that particular Amish community that they don’t wear pink, or is that true across the board?

I would 100% watch a whole show based around Chang, her thwarted love life, and her burgeoning criminal enterprise!

Correct, I was just about to say this. I’m not up to scratch on federal sentencing, but I think that a decent lawyer could probably get her charges reduced from murder to manslaughter in that situation.

But he wasn’t from that area, right? I thought he was a new arrival to the area because his dad was an alcoholic miner who dragged their family around from place to place looking for work.

I’m also a big fan of the “Heimweh” (homesickness) vs. “Fernweh” (farsickness or wanderlust) dichotomy that German has provided for the world.

I want to say “oblivious walk-texting” but I can’t be 100% sure.

During the farmer’s market... Just dropped his pants, leaned against a tree, and fertilized it.

Very pretty! Evening out your skin tone makes a subtle yet beautiful difference I think :)

That sounds gorgeous! I’m sure she looked lovely :)

I’m not the wedding expert here (obvs), but I do love styling people — especially strangers haha!

The first time I ever (almost) got felt up was by Dierks Bentley:

Ewwwww.

Ewwwww.

I assume this is sarcasm, but still … did you really have to stoop to the “white = uptight” jokes? There are SO MANY “you’re uptight!” jokes you can make about someone without tying that to their race.

Also, here’s some before-and-after pics with the MK Ultimate Mascara:

Also, here’s some before-and-after pics with the MK Ultimate Mascara:

Mary Kay Ultimate Mascara — available here or via a MK Beauty Consultant near you!

Mary Kay Ultimate Mascara — available here or via a MK Beauty Consultant near you!

I’m from Missouri (a.k.a. “Mizzurah”), land of racist and often violent police enforcement, abysmal rape prevention and prosecution, and habitually troubled public school systems.