I firmly believe that you shouldn't feel like you have to go all-in for the anti-wrinkle/anti-aging stuff once you hit 40 because no matter what you do, you're not going to look 18 again, y'know? My mom is now in her upper 60's (don't tell her I said this, she would be mortified lol!) and her makeup is still impeccable…

I wish you could just come over to my apt for a night and we could drink wine and I would show you how to do Le Hot Pink Lip! I'm so good at demonstrating makeup and hair-styling things but I'm turrible at describing them in words. I also have LOTS of opinions* on things like what clothing/makeup colors look good on…

I've tried many times to work more dinosaur things into my wardrobe rotation (because dinosaurs and other science things are cool!) but I have yet to succeed :'( Kudos to you, my friend!

I normally stick to commenting on io9, but this article strikes me as particularly hypocritical and I feel compelled to comment.

Honestly, if you took the text of roughly 90% of Jezebel articles and copy/pasted it into an ordinary email, I think it'd get equally mocked for being "self-absorbed," "snotty," "pompous," etc. However, the snarky, self-righteous tone of most main-page Jez articles is completely given a pass/ignored because they're…

If Dr. Who showed up at my house right now and was like, "I'll take you anywhere in space and time!! Where do you wanna go??!" I would say, "Take me to shambelle's wedding, stat!!" Because seriously, sushi + booze + cheese + immaculate hair sounds AMAZING.

I can't edit the above post now, but just wanted to say that I HATE KINJA and I hate how it won't let you control where gifs and pictures are placed in relation to text! Blergh.

Erin: Am I pulling it off? You have to be confident to wear a hat. You have to like how you look even when someone tells you it doesn't look good. (Like...when my wife sees me in this hat.

Kinda awkward maybe, but ... is it weird that I think the pink "after" lip color looks amazing on her??!

Stupid things I've done for boys I had crushes on (all junior high/high school incidents):

The movie ... might just make Dakota this decade's Vivien Leigh.

OMG! This just reminded me of the time when 21-yr-old me hooked up with a 17-yr-old while studying abroad in Prague. I met him on a pub crawl and he told me that he was "in college," which I took to mean that he was at least 18, but NOPE — he was British and by "college" he meant the American equivalent of high…

Oh geez, me too. I once ended up dating a guy for almost 10 months just because I kept sleeping with him to validate my original choice, all so I could say it wasn't a one-night stand. He was also a lovely fuck, which definitely added to my...dedication.

Oh man, I have several embarrassing notches in my sex-belt. Here are a few of the highlights lowlights.

Idk, Lilly Pulitzer definitely has some cute stuff if you're into that "Malibu Barbie" kind of aesthetic. I thought about buying this dress when it was on sale one time (I was going on a beach trip with some of my more preppy friends and I thought it was super cute!). However, their prices are absolutely ridiculous…

Not to belittle the severity of her actions, but I kinda feel bad for this lady. She was obviously suffering from some kind of mental disorder when she tried to kill King, and I suspect that she will now be the focus of some very unpleasant attention — attention that she may or may not be able to understand depending…

OMG, I have the most evil desire to send one of these to my 60-something-year-old father right now! He hasn't even done anything to deserve it, I just really want to see his response upon opening it. It would be the most entertaining mix of rage, bewilderment, and eventual amusement you've ever witnessed lol.

Jerry/Gary/Larry is actually my favorite! I guess he's kinda run his course as a character, but I hope we see more of him in this last season. He's just so sweet and goofy and endearing, dammit!

There are SO MANY! But the ones I can still watch over and over (even after waaay too many viewings), are the Snake Juice party, Leslie talking to the park ranger when she takes the fall for Tom shooting Ron, and the Gergich Christmas Party.

It's only 2 ingredients: white chocolate almond bark + ground up peppermints or candy canes. Put the peppermints/candy canes in a big ziplock bag and grind them up with something heavy. It's not messy or difficult at all!