I love this silhouette! Maybe with a bit more boob coverage, though.

This is fabulous! I love that pattern on the rich red.

Why isn't this lined?? I don't know why exactly, but this kind of reminds me of fish gills and it's weirding me out.

I either want to get married in this or get married to it…I'm so confused.

This is 100% Art Deco sexy slink and I want to marry it.

Fur cape/ponchos for everyone!

A fur stole I'll accept; a fur scarf? Nope, nope, nope. It's just hugely bulky and weird looking.

This kind of reminds me of a really fancy cheongsam, like something a nightclub singer would wear in pre-WWII Shanghai.

This is so Klimt-ian and gorgeous!

Lupita's stylist—get on this stat!

I have several somewhat unusual meet-up stories:

Duuuude, this man is SMOKIN'!

Yuuuup!

Ummm…can I get his numba???

This gif is really getting unlimited use in this post lol.

Humina humina!

Let's play the Vagina Monologues-honesty game: what do you think your vagina smells like?

Ok, so he's cute because he's a kid, but Madonna…was she practicing for Motherboy???!

Speaking in the most practical (and depressing) terms possible, I would much rather have a smart daughter than a pretty daughter—and it's not just because I find it stupid or unfair to wish for prettiness (although it obviously is).

OMG I <3 YOUR NAME! I don't think I've ever seen you in the comments before but I just felt the need to express how much I love you for reppin' my favorite fried cheese snack lol.