I've always wished that Heather Graham was a better actor because she's apparently my celebrity doppelgänger, but after sitting through many terrible movies she's been in…I just can't pretend anymore. She's awful.

I don't like the cut of this dress but I adore the fabric! It looks like an iridescent, gossamer dragonfly's wing.

This model is amazing! I get the impression that runway models are usually chosen for their bodies rather than for their faces, but this woman has one of the most beautiful faces I've ever seen. Her hair, her coloring, her makeup, everything sets off this (kind of awful) chartreuse hood to perfection! She looks like a…

This is the kind of thing I imagine will immediately sell out in all Russian stores.

Ooo, yes please! I love the geometric lines in the top with the flowy-ness of the skirt. I kind of think a black skirt might have looked better though? Or maybe silver/gunmetal beading on the top? My eyes just want the colors to be a bit closer.

What have you got against bras, Donatella??!

I love this neckline! I hope this will be popular this year so I can find a cheaper Dior-inspired LBD.

As a lover of weird, asymmetric, big ass bows, I totally love this dress! I wish I could see the back.

"Dance fighting" also works for fending off creepers who try to grind on you! When you feel a creeper start to get up on your butt/boobs/whatever, you pretend to be a No. 1 (as above) and start dancing around while whipping your hair back and forth like a whip (this works best with long hair in a ponytail).

I thought up the perfect solution for this a few years ago at a Girl Talk concert! When you feel a creeper start to get up on your butt/boobs/whatever, you pretend to be a No. 1 (as above) and start dancing around while whipping your hair back and forth like a whip.

I appreciate that she seems to be the one woman in Hollywood who knows what a properly-fitted bust looks like. Whoever fitted her for this dress gets an A+ in sewing.

Aw, I actually really like Leslie Mann! I find her super gorgeous and very funny (her humor just...gets me). Also, I like her WAY better when she's not in yet another Judd Apatow vehicle.

But…wasn't the point of this that people can be attractive even when they aren't "conventionally attractive?" So, if commenters say that they find her (or him) attractive, they're just interacting with the work as the artist intended?

"Movie fat" is the perfect way to describe it! As in, few people would call me fat in real life, but in movies or TV I'd def be the "fat sidekick" character. I think this roughly includes women in the range between sizes 4-10 (depending on height and whatnot).

For most of the ones that I correctly guessed were "fashion," the only reason I got it right was because their unoriginal Terry Richardson over-lit aesthetic. He may not be a creative photographer, or even a good one, but he's certainly established a "brand" for himself.

On a related note, I came across this interesting body image website and I felt like you Jezebels would enjoy it. I actually tried to post it to Groupthink (first time I've ever tried to post something there), but I had no idea that getting posting privileges on GT was such an inordinately arduous process! O-deck on…

Well that's just terrible. Also, Ganesha pasties??!

Were these intended to look like star-of-david pasties? Because this just seems kind of...ridiculous/disrespectful maybe?

HOLD UP: this is actually adorable! It also really makes me reconsider entering the WaPo peep-etition next year.

Wikiwat's first paragraph is relevant, but here's what I would say to your comment based on current Employment Law. Keep in mind, this is a huge area of law, and as it relates to off-the-job privacy rights for employees, it's highly variable based on the state.