Wow, they are one damn pretty couple! Congrats to them!

I mean, I feel like this just makes sense for Trojan from a commercial viewpoint. Unmarried couples having sex are mostly likely not going to be offended by the suggestion that the hot ad couple are married, and the married couples won't be offended either (obviously).

If you’re like me, you have a dormant streak of patriotism that comes alive once but every four years—on the occasion of the great Summer Olympic games (lol Winter Olympics, naw dude).

Despite the greater racial diversity, somehow they all still look like tall, beautiful aliens. How is this possible??!

While I really don't care for the bedraggled, greasy-haired aesthetic they're going for here, this girl really is gorgeous! Someone offer her a super charged contract, stat!

I am so obsessed with that Colbert-Kermit gif!

The best way to make sure your money is actually going to benefit the people you want it to is to just to a little research before you donate! It's really easy to do, and there are lots of websites devoted to this, such as here, here, and here for starters.

She certainly does look different, but just FYI, her plastic surgery wasn't really by choice. She was apparently in a pretty bad car wreck back in 2007 that caused her to need to some fairly serious surgery.

Ahh! I just commented on this. I think it's because the belt is so high. Granted, she does have a naturally long torso, but where that line hits just kind of makes it look like fancy mom jeans.

1. January Jones: you look FAH-bulous! That eyeliner + radiant smile look is killing it. Also, that dress is kind of fantastic! I love the fact that the print is really colorful, but you don't necessarily notice all the colors at once. Does anyone know who it's by??

so problem is that there aren't just two types of sexual people. And there aren't just two types of sexual women especially, since we're the ones being judged so harshly. You aren't either screaming all aboard or the buck stops here!

Say what you will about the technical skill of Miley's twerking, but she can still pop her booty better than myself and most of the white girls I know about 90% of the time. I mean, believe me (and my bedroom mirror): it's not the easiest skill to master.

Sorry to be the spelling police, but I believe that last paragraph should say counsel, notcouncil.

This isn't really substantive, but this made me want to share my favorite charm quote:

HOLY COW, I TOTALLY HEART MARIA BAMFORD! When I saw the title of this article I got suuuper excited! For the record, any skit where she does her "Mom voice" is hilarious and everyone should go watch all of them immediately! This is one of my favorites:

Bless you, Dominic Monaghan. You're still the #1 H(obbit)ILF.

Barf, barf, double barf! Just dunk the dick in whiskey and it'd probably taste better!

"Very possibly gay ____" (raises hand).

Eww, why would a company even make those??! Fake banana flavor is the worst of all fake flavors (except maybe fake chocolate, I've never tasted a convincing fake chocolate).

CA surfer dude who was terrible in the sack, then refused to get out of bed afterward so I could look for my second earring. I really liked those earrings, dammit!