She obviously has a killer body, but this dress does nothing for her around the middle. Is she just very straight-up-and-down-shaped, or is the dress just not fitted to her waist?

In general, I'm all for wearing what you want, whenever you want. BUT, I draw the line at wearing things that obviously show parts of your body that most of society would prefer be covered. This includes low-rise pants + buttcracks, really low-cut tops + almost-nipple flashing, really short skirts + underwear flashing…

Taylor Swift: dayum, girl! You need to wear bright colors more often! She's usually so bland, but the girl is rocking that shiny, cobalt blue!

Someone needed to call suh-currity on those owners!

I always thought she looked kind of scary and unapproachable in her modeling pictures, but she's so fun and low-key in this video! If you need a sous chef, you can call me fo sho, Jourdan.

So sometimes you lose your makeup, but then you find it again months later! True story:

To me it kind of looks like the purse baby of the Kate Spade Maeda + the Louis Vuitton Alma + a little bit of Birkin, but I don't even care if it's kind of a copycat because it's so crisp and summery and fabulous! I also have an unreasonable affection for Prada, so that might make me biased.

I would have never thought about that, but that's such a good observation! I'm going to remember this tidbit for the next time I go purse shopping (which, granted, is probably going to be in like 5 years...I keep purses for a looong time). Thank you for your purse wisdom!

O.M.G. Your comment makes me realize that my dad is going to DIE when he hears about this lol! He still calls her "Hanoi Jane," bless his heart.

Get in mah closet, Prada bag!

What do you guys think of Elle as a magazine? I've always liked it because I've felt that it was somewhat more substantial than the other fashion glossies. I mean, duh, they still have their fair share of the vapid, surface-skimming features that you'd expect to see in such a publication, but the quality of their…

Agreed. Pete is very much the kind of person who would cut off his nose to spite his face. My boyfriend has a delusional hard-on for Pete and thinks he was being admirable by refusing to be walked all over by his father in law, but I don't think Pete did it for any other reason than that he's a miserable dick who…

I would just like to take this opportunity to expound on the benefits of getting your (female) hair cut at a barbershop:

"Am I weird to dance alone late at night?"

Is she supposed to look like she's trying to give herself camel-toe? To show off her latest Brazilian? I'm really confused about what storyline is supposed to be here...isn't FAA-SHUN photography supposed to tell some kind of story or something?

The Mad Men timeline is fast approaching this era and it makes my sartorial soul weep. So much polyester :'(

I think you put that rather nicely. From a legal perspective, the judiciary and/or federal attorneys are technically only supposed to be enforcing the existing, legislature-made law—not making it themselves (see the US Const., Art. III, etc.). The judge here seems to have been taking more of an active, law-creating…

"Working on this YOLO Tobacco Pipe."

But the real question is, can she remove her lady parts for cleaning?