I've come up with some easy excuses why.

Clown shoes, bro

I don't do puns, know next to nothing about the SEC, and wasn't a big fan of 80s movies, so I keep my humor attempts to the non-deadspin sites. ;)

"Year 11" is different than the American "11th grade". Mostly because our 11th graders tend to average 23 years old.

Coal Mining and Mothering are pretty close, you play around in the dirt with a bunch of dirty fuckers you pretend to like, and pray for the day when it all goes away.

I was reaching beyond race and gender, my 2nd response was a specific example.

We already know about your pearl clutching, cliche driven world view. "Trouble finds trouble" "Part of the problem" "some people overcome obstacles"

Piles of Shame are really 2 big categories.

Your og statement stands on it's own. My pun-inferiority is typically dismissed here, I was not prepared for a real reply! :)

Playonwordspin in full effect here, 3 stars already for this one? Oh boy.

30/30 Broke.

Yes! The NFL has fixed the drug problem! We can all sleep soundly now that we know a 3rd stringer isn't smoking dro on Friday nights from July - Feb.

Why you would say you don't understand the difference, then reply later saying you do understand the difference?

That's not fair, I spent an entire childhood not understanding panty liners! You must ponder the dribble!

PC emu. You can skip the PS2 games.

No, because you can't get Suk II and most of the PS2 Suk games are majorly flawed and not nearly as high in quality/fun factor.

I was guilty of that, when I was 7 years old, one time, after my friend did it and encouraged me to.

They don't put TP next to the urinals.

They flash signs instructing people to do so. They also prep them ahead of time. Failure to comply, = removal.

You say you don't want to spend money on a game you might not like? Mind-blown, pirates never say that!