Indeed, the whole suburban/ TV market thing throws it off. 99% of everyone I know who is a Green Bay fan doesn't actually live in Green Bay, or even a 20 minute drive away.

There are no assumptions about you. No one gives a fuck who you are behind the burner, only a delusional narcissist would assume such.

Unfortunately most Deadspin 'comedians' don't have that perspective. They stop and think "Does this have enough 80s movie references and puns to get a +1"?

Shit teams from small markets don't make the NFL playoffs very often. The NBA has had small market power teams kinda crapping on the plan, Spurs won't go away, Memphis is fun when Zandolpho is in beast mode, and watching HandsBro make beaker faces is better in Gifs than in HD3d

Australia? GTA SA revolutionized the genre than GTA3 created. Many of us fans of the SA game were pretty shocked at how stripped down GTA4 was compared to it.

It's impossible for a young man to be engaged in a fist fight at some point in life, and then never be anything but a thug, according to your narrow world view.

I googled Clown Shoes, and Kanye showed up. Are there celebs with more clownish shoes than those? LOLzofcourse.

Camo-cargo shorts in 2013? For shame bronies

lol, no. "NO RULES" was not what was good about the Sega NHL gams, not even close.

3DTV is dead. Next up, touch screen controls for games! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Indeed, after about 4 hours or 2 boss fights of DXHR, it becomes obvious that the game is nothing but fetch quests and annoying stealth. Crawling through vents to grind XP... lulz.

I started it, but haven't made it out of tutorial levels, which I understand are the worst part of the game. I love obsidian so I'll eventually pull it out of the pile o shame.

It's actually not that complicated when looking at the issue from a high level. This is merely another downstream impact of the promise of the "Globalized Economy" and why that model is great for the 1%, but awful for almost everyone else.

She is definitely not that bad for a white lady from the bay area.

You don't make writing and casting decisions because you are really into some actor. That's how Lone Ranger got made... MBJ is obviously a great actor, but the last thing we need from a Spiderman film is more focus on romance and trend following. We already had the pouty-em0-tap dancing Spiderman 3, we don't need

His dad wasn't handcuffed and then shot by the Bart cops, so no, that didn't happen.

Maybe if I drew a red circle around the feet? That is a grown ass man, and his date... wearing matching basketball sneakers. But they are not actually playing basketball!

So is this an admission that you are race-trolling and not really a pearl clutcher?

That must be it. I'm not really a motorcycle guy, but if you like bikes, that DLC has a lot of em.

I've debunked every single one of your nonsense cliches. Do we still want to talk about "good luck in life"? Should we compare net incomes or housing $/sq. ft or just have a pissing contest? (I'm east coast educated btw, but the Cali college system is actually quite good)