I found this in your ass. Should I keep it or throw it away?

It's a giant stick.

AMAZING

Awww, too bad. That's why we have opinions. So we can disgreee without feeling empowered to destroy each other by divine providence.

I'll just leave this here

What is this? An Xbox for ants?

comedy gold

Found the problem.

As someone who purchased a Vita 3G a week ago, and just finished my first ever runthrough of Persona 4 Golden, I'm in love with the handheld.

Shuhei has heard all of your concerns on Twitter and a patch will be issued to fix the problem post-launch.

Console stability is a last-gen feature

Well, for starters, the headline would be "No, The Xbox One Doesn't Have A 'Wobbling' Problem."

Nah, it's a wobbling feature. I can't imagine it causing any kind of actual problem.

They are getting real good at appearing to be candid.

The Prima strategy guide for this one will be something special, for sure.

Sorry, Alfred you are no longer needed.

Out of curiosity, what's wrong with NPR?

But...Netflix, on default, auto-skips to the next episode anyway. Unless you can't handle the abject horror of 10 seconds of credits.

In related breaking news, blockbuster shockingly still exists.

I must have missed the part where Heavenly Sword played anything like God of War.