Jesus. If stupidity was a disease, half of this damn country would be rotting in the streets.

Thank You. I'm also an attorney and as much as I know that the Giudices are ignorant pieces of shit, and that some attorneys are terrible/unethical, that comment by Teresa really pissed me off. I bend over backwards to make sure my clients, especially the dumbest ones, understand the impact of every significant…

I THOUGHT HIRING AN EXPENSIVE LAWYER MEANT THERE ARE NO CONSEQUENCES

"I thought my lawyer was going to fight for me. I mean that's what lawyers do, I don't know."

Oddly, I believe Theresa is, in fact, that stupid. Joe knows what he's doing but it is actually possible she is simply this stupid.

His bad sex face is a riot. Just :/

I love how they're lying there all "yeah, ha ha, just adjusting my hair" and then at 'Action' they instantly swing into "SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH OH MY GOD PASSIONATE FUCKING" and then 'Cut' "yeah, ha ha, that was a thing."

My power-points always include nudity and spritzing.

My favorate is still the story of Keira Knightley and James McAvoy doing the library sex scene on Atonement, and the director goes: "KEIRA, WANK HIM OFF!"

Oh great. Golf clap. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER ORIGINAL FACE!

She's the real deal. She's from my town and comes back all the time, goes out in town, is very kind to everybody and always donates to local causes. She can do no wrong around these parts.

wow, she is charming times 100. i will now be that guy who stands up for jennifer garner anytime anyone smack-talks her :)

This is so endearing. Her likeability quotient just went way up (I mean, I've always been on board with Ms. Bristow but seriously this is adorable).

Can we kill all wasps and bee's and replace them with bee flies?

Best comment on the article. Sigh. Now I'll go look at some kitten pictures.

Seriously...a (presumably) lesbian couple that is seemingly strong enough to face sexual orientation prejudice head-on but gets stressed out about racial prejudice?

Poor Payton.

Is anyone else kind of disappointed in her dress? I mean she's so fucking beautiful and classy all the time, that this dress is just kind of underwhelming in comparison. Plus it sort of looks like it time travelled from the '80s. Like from a classy wedding from the '80s, but still from the '80s.

But if you don't brag about him on Facebook does he really even exist?