Sounds like you guys have it wired! I, on the other hand, love my husband only enough that I would probably have hung out outside the theater eating popcorn and waiting for him to come out, rather than ditching him entirely.

He does! After seeing the movie he still came to my friend's party the same night and watched me tell jokes.

I agree. I saw the movie before I knew anything about Nicholas Sparks and the maudlin parade of tear circle jerking that his empire would bring us.

I desperately want to see this reenacted by drunk adults.

Oh! The KING of that is Will Smith. He CANNOT dance. I remember watching Wild Wild West and how he put his partner in front of him so no one could see it!

God damn it, Lindsay.

ÜBER!!! You need to post the Pinterest photo that was on the mommyish post. Hypercolor hoohas FTW! And the sprinkles for different kinds of hair grooming? It's too much!

Sorry, this cat video does not meet my high standards for cuteness. Literally ALL other cat videos are cuter. Cat laying stationary is more interesting/cute. Badgering cats with a toy they don't care about is cute fail.

Stop harassing adorable kittens with your useless puppet, people. You are not making anything magical happen.

HE HAS A TINY LITTLE NOTHING OF A TAIL OMG

Awww!

The baby should not have been allowed to pull the dog's food dish away. The dog was making it very clear it didn't like being interrupted. Bite to follow.

My dogs would like you to know that they do not belong in this group at all. One likes to knock down toddlers and the other tried to push a trick-or-treater down the stairs a few years ago. I'd like to think they get their tolerance for childern from me.

My mother on premarital sex said "You wouldn't buy a car with out test driving a few first!!" Our mothers are really into making sure we have good transportation.

I was a pretty good slut back in the day and now I just tell people they retired my number.