seriously, nine is not even old enough to walk to school by yourself.

Clearly you had some, at least moderately, responsible parents. I have no idea what the hell people that do this sort of crap, are thinking.

Yeah, mostly I just hate the conceit. These things are clearly planned before hand and they already have all the answers. It would be great if there was actually a modicum of spontaneity, but I guess that's asking a little too much.

That is the most bad-ass line I've ever heard.

Considering there's a series of videos of same dog doing things that look so human, yeah, probably trained.

<Debbie Downer alert> That doesn't look like a dog trying to play with the baby—he doesn't look at the baby when/after he drops the ball. He looks at the camera person. Guessing its a trained thing. (But cute dog! Cute baby!)

As a man, your stock keeps increasing in the dating world.

High five yourself and congratulate yourself on being able to watch and eat whatever the fuck you want, whenever the fuck you want.

One of my friends broke up with his 9 year girlfriend a year ago , she had already someone waiting for her, he dated 3 or 4 girls (I tried to set him up with 2) with no results.

Grown up books stay with you for a weekend. Lessons fron chuldren's books stay for a lifetime.Which i guess is an other thing, most adult novels don"t go out of their way to moralize or influence in the first place.

I tried that for a couple of years because it totally worked for Janeane Garafalo in The Truth About Cats and Dogs but Janeane is a liar. A big fat liar. I'm sorry to report that eventually you'll have to leave the house. Pajamas and chicken bucket can come along if you want. Up to you.

YEAH SINGLE PEOPLE FOR THE WIN!!*