HermanCushy
HermanCushy
HermanCushy

I don't like people anymore. Is there some way I can avoid all people forever?

that face after he sticks his head in the water and comes back up was priceless.

She was his fiance at the time this happened. She MARRIED him after he had knocked her out. He is a classic abuser, and you're right, she needs to get the hell out of there. Problem is, she's probably in too deep right now to do it.

It makes me sad that she still went and married the guy.

I'm with you. I've been a Raven's fan from the beginning, but I couldn't even bring myself to watch the game yesterday because this whole thing is just so sick. I'd much rather lose without him than win with him at this point.

I literally cheered when they got it out!

Yeah, it's not normal for a dog to act that way, right? Maybe he freaks out about baths and they had to sedate him? In any case it seemed like a lot of soap. Like enough with that front leg already. It's clean.

One time I made brownies just so I could eat the raw brownie batter.

I don't get how a show that made me feel so sorry for Ted when he was left at the altar could have a finale that just filled me with rage. This ending is so much better, but then so is Roseanne revealing the whole thing wasn't real so it's kind of a low bar.

Seriously. Fuck the other ending.

It's a lot better. It's too perfect, but fuck it, after all of these years, it's good enough. It doesn't solve the cancer thing, but I'm just going to believe this ending is the real ending and it retconned all of those cancer scenes.

Putting on The Smiths has a similar effect.

Added bonus- my husband won't even be in the house when I watch one. Win/win.

True story- I watched 27 Dresses in bed with a pan of brownies while PMSing. I was in a fight with my husband. After the movie we made up, and I cried while laying on a heating pad. Then I drank more wine.

Needs more dogs.

There's an engineer in my office who I find EXTREMELY attractive, on a really primal level, and all sorts of things about him, which I normally wouldn't find appealing, make me want to drag him into a conference room and screw him on top of a table. He's slightly pigeon-toed, which I find adorable. I like how I can

*Narrows eyes* I am married to one of you people and it makes me sick.

I wash my ladyfolds daily - and rinse - as should you your turtlenecked rascal. Dead skin, which sloughs daily, rots and breeds bugs which then excrete and add to the ongoing aroma.

*this one right here is like fifteen - disregard it Mark - I seen PLENTY of un cut Cocks and none of them ever had this so called issue - only lazy non masturbators and possibly hugely obese dudes who unfortunately have decreased sex drives and lack of interest in seeing - holding their Cocks (since mostly they all

Wait, you don't just do it every day? I thought we were supposed to do it every day.