Oh lawdy, lady I'm going to be the gripey one here. When did publicly shaming your child in front of the world become a thing? What sort of parent decides to "parent" by humiliating their 13'ish year old daughter and making her the laughing stock of not just her friends, but the whole internet? I would never treat my…

Someday soon mobile devices will have faces and be able to talk back to us. Imagine the hot shame they will feel for us when we ask them to "go into selfie mode". And imagine how justified they will feel when they revolt and subjugate us. Remember, every selfie you take brings us all one step closer to the…

The stylist for Girls said in an interview that she alters Hannah's clothing to make it more ill-fitting and unflattering on her. I feel like Lena does that sort of thing in real life.

Yeah. I'm a hippie girl at heart. I lurve me some long gauzy dresses, prairie prints, braids, boyfriend cut jeans...But I'm 5'2" and while I'm very thin I'm curvy, with a pronounced waist and flared hips and a (if I may say so) a nicely rounded butt. Which means the boyish, hippie looks I love make me look super…

I have no problem with the dress, I think it is terribly ill-chosen, is all. I love a lot of Lena Dunham's red-carpet looks. Just not for her. Sometimes I wonder if she is aggressively selecting really unflattering things to be provocative.

I said "sing well and dance energetically." I have a BA in theater and I minored in dance. If you think you've seen performers sing well while dancing energetically, I can assure you, you haven't. A person who is actually singing well is not actually dancing energetically. You're just an internet dick. Just admit…

The reason you haven't tried isn't because it's not your job, it's because it's not possible to sing well and dance energetically at the same time. Also, I'm pretty sure that even if you spent the rest of your life training in voice and dance, you would still suck way more than Taylor Swift. So I'm going to award…

That cat actually looks terrified. Cats don't usually pant except when they are under stress. Poor little guy.

"When I first heard 'Wrecking Ball,' I thought it was a brilliant song. But the video distracts too much from it."

There's something so refreshingly bland about this, like that "orange drink" you got out of a huge keg at children's parties. So retro and unoriginal, but in an almost sweet way. Although I have to note that I watched it with no volume because I haven't heard that song yet and I'm trying to keep that going for as long…

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

I was also really pleasantly surprised. I mean, it was no Pink and Cirque du Soleil, but it was fun, her entire band was made of women, and the men looked classy and it was entertaining.

Speaking of haters...

So I've been told. And I'm totally that person. Guess what?

I hate myself for saying it but I thought it was cute. A vast improvement over that Miley Cyrus/Robin Thicke abomination from last year.

Taylor or Taylor's choreographer must me watching a lot of Elvis/Ann-Margret movies. Because that performance had that vibe all over it.

having watched the video, I think that's a little harsh. Sure, her dancing is simple, but it's not quite flailing. And I say that as a non-fan.