My entire family is self-destructive and self-hating. They still advocate for themselves. They do so rarely and poorly (and angrily), but they do it. That’s why the word advocate is generally applied to people who advocate for others. It’s meaningless otherwise. You might as well call it volunteer work when you clean…

ZUKKA’S THOUGHTS:

Yes, you said, and in that, you pretty much made clear that you’re one of our Brazilians - and God, there’re so much of them - with that “stray dog syndrome”, who have the urge to unreasonably exaggerate the real issues of our country.

Jeff Sullivan at Fangraphs convincingly argued last fall that in context, the Royals are the best contact-hitting team of all time.

Wrong. #1 needs to be "Name on the Stanley Cup"

Barry, if you're going to indirectly feed into the conspiracy machine by quoting Duncan, Ginobili and Parker on their comfort with high temperatures, you should also include these quotes so you're not mistaken for a cherry-picker.

on the 70th anniversary of D-Day, I think it's fitting that we are hearing from the Sand In The Vagina Generation about the air conditioning last night.

Man. Lebron on the Thunder would constitute an absolutely devastating frontcou- THAT GUY EATS HIS OWN CUM!!1122/!?>??

The same can be said about the PS4. Seriously neither console has any worthwhile games.

Beavers are primarily nocturnal.