No referee can rig a game like a soccer game.

Penalty kicks have way higher conversion rates than anything. Red cards leave you down a man. Fouls are mostly subjective. It's got to be soccer.

If the NFL changed measurements from yards to meters, it would correct the "10 yards is to easy" thing you complained about a few weeks ago.

"LaRocca says the players' union gets 50 percent of merchandise sales, and claims the material is exactly the same, so any perception that they retain more sweat is all in the players' heads."

What percentage of Manning's audibles mean: "Same play, guys! Let's just confuse them! Repeat, same play!"?

Still not as funny as Pittsburgh's seafood salesmen requesting IDs for every sale, and denying selling octopus to Michiganders, during the 08 and 9 Cup Finals.

Homer? I thought it was Maude.

On SNL fapping: Lindsay Lohan's first episode, especially the Hermione sketch.

So they'll have to name Corinthians a different thing... That should be interesting, since they usually try to name them with their city, but São Paulo is already the official name for another team.

BREAKING: men and women are not alike.

If there's a movie premiere you wanna see, and there's only midnight sessions, do you get out of the room with 10 minutes left?

JJ Abrams.

I've been playing quite a lot with F1 Race Stars, it's surpassed Mario Kart as my favorite arcade racing game. There are so many options, including some for making it less arcade-y, me and my girlfriend are having a blast)

"Nobody Can Hijack A Playoff Game Quite Like An NBA Referee"

What? I'd say that's kind of obvious, why would they need to mention it?

I hate Neymar, but he is really good. As a Corinthians fan, I'm proud to say my team was the only national club to hold him down. Seriously, he never had a good game against us.

I'm calling it X-Bone

The worst is the NHL Gamecenter mobile app.

I have a self-updated copy of NHL12 and would be happy with it for a another year.

No Android? Like, ever? (or they all suck, no idea)

The internet traumatized me. I expected a screamer after each one of the pictures.