Wouldn’t some First Order (or whatever) Legion need to work on those, not Imperial Stormtroopers? ;)

“Shot himself in the wrist......well, there goes his sex life.”

“A lot of what I try to do in my books is separate the myths that grow up around a case from the reality. I mean, I didn’t myself know that his name wasn’t actually “Alferd.” That was just a function of his early illiteracy.”

I wore matching blue eyeshadow to match my denim dress for my prom. Twas the 90’s. and it was glorious.

You may find it rude, but it’s accurate.

He’s not so much criticizing the lack of realism, as he is criticizing the lack of internal consistency. Imagine watching Justice League and suddenly batman starts to fly. We’re watching a movie in which several characters can fly, but that doesn’t mean we’re ok with just everybody flying: batman is a billionaire…

It is a good idea to read what is below the header to know why he wrote number 4.

It’s just ludicrous that they didn’t do any testing on that before dumping all those balls into the water. Ludicrous I say!

Idk I just really can’t get behind this.

#lifegoals

She is living not just her best life but also my best life.

Nick Kroll’s description of Joe Jackson remains accurate

Galaxy Quest!

But they did. The kids hung a sign that said who you gonna call and the crew saw it

with blackjack and hookers?

I’ve officially crossed over from shaking my head sadly to hysterical laughter at every new bit of information over this. More, I say! PUT MORE PEOPLE IN IT! Like the great song from the epic film Streets of Fire tells us: “THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GOING NOWHERE, BABY/BUT WE SHOULD BE GOING NOWHERE FAST!” Let’s…

I remember thinking that if that happened to me, I’d rather die young, because going to bed a happy and hopeful 20-something and waking up the next morning a bedridden and dying 80-something with no memories in-between would be a very special hell.

“He makes these with such a small budget”

I’ll call your bluff. Name 10.

What’s your favorite South Park episode? Mine is the one where they spent 20 minutes saying both sides of an issue are wrong that ended with them lecturing directly to the audience about how everyone should meet in the middle.