Well played, Met.

@ Lolita Katy Perry

Maybe I'm just grouchy but I think that if you actually think "oooh, I'm so sexy, just like a little girl who is raped by her predatory stepfather!" you're bad and you should feel bad.

Yeah, sorry, you're not a prepubescent child, Katy.

I'd say more like Cathy and Irving ***AAACK!!! CHOCOLATE!!***

Yeah, don't you need an indicative hashtag these days? To illustrate: Hey cassiebearRAWR, go get malaria. #DEATHTHREAT

Same, but instead of those women on it, I'd want one full of Terry Crews and his muscles.

Are these supposed to be examples of the death threat tweets? Because they're death threats in the same way that saying "go fuck yourself" is a rape threat.

JUSTIN UNFOLLOWED SELENA ON INSTAGRAM?!?!?!?!

I always thought Diplos were just for kids too dumb to not swallow actual Legos..

Antibiotic resistance of bacteria is an observable example of evolution that will have a profound effect on all our lives over the next generation. It's worth discussing.

Keith Law has joined the fun.

No way to turn this into a political argument? You've clearly not had the pleasure of meeting my brother-in-law. He'll find a way. Trust.

I have no issue with her enhanced ass. I have an issue with the KUWTK she did where it was x-rayed and "proven" to be real. It's not real. Her ass is fake. I wish she'd just fucking own it and stop passing it off as real because people really begin to think that she is natural, esp for someone of her size, and it…

Voice of dissent: I'm okay with a comedian posting her ass online. Mooning people is basic comedy. It's not high brow comedy, but that's neither here or there. Moreover, it's a good looking ass. Moreover over, it's not a surgery-enhanced ass. Moreover over over, it's a response to the Kardashian ass, and the message…

Philae wasn't wearing pants, either.

jimballdesigns is the only one asking the right questions. give him a nightly news show.

Graham Chapman in the Life of Brian

Source Sans Pro works fine as a Calibri replacement, and it's not normally as thin as that example suggests (I use it on a simple web app I made). It's also freely available on OS X and Linux.